10.Drank a gallon of local Kool Aid, price of TP went up to one million pesos per roll.
9. Mexican Immigration arrested your uncle because he looks like Jan Brewer.

8. Your SUV was perfectly described in a popular Narco Corrido.

7. Got your nose caught in an accordion during a drunken sing along.

6. Your Lengua (Tongue) sandwich licked you back.

5. They kidnapped your Mother in Law, paid you to take her back.

4. Tried to speak Spanish now engaged to the Mayors transgender cousin.

3. In celebration of the World Cup, Someone painted your face with ink, now your passport is useless.

2. Went para sailing on the beach and got a Pelican stuck in your shorts.

1. Tijuana Dentist made your front false teeth look like Chicklets.

 
 
 
 
For Immediate Release
 
        HERMAN MATTHEWS JOINS GREG ADAMS AND EAST BAY SOUL
 
HERMAN MATTHEWS BEGAN PLAYING DRUMS AT THE AGE OF SEVEN AND HAS BEEN THE BACKBONE OF WORLD-CLASS POP, ROCK, JAZZ, SOUL, R&B AND FUNK BANDS FOR NEARLY THIRTY YEARS.
 
June 25, 2010- Los Angeles, CA- East Bay Soul welcomes its newest member, the dynamic Herman Matthews. His musical contributions will undoubtedly enrich the creativity toward the measure of excellence that East Bay Soul enjoys.
 
Greg Adams says, “The first time I played with Herman was at the Tower of Power 40th reunion show at The Fillmore. After the first song, I knew I wanted to work with him one day. Exquisite grooves!”
 
Matthews credits for performances and recordings come from a long list that include Kenny Loggins, Richard Marx, Tower Of Power, David Foster, Michael McDonald, Phillip Bailey, Sheryl Crow, “Baby Face” Edmonds, Herbie Hancock, Steven Stills, Luther Vandross, Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Patty Austin, Chaka Chan, Carol King, Ronnie Millsap, Bill Champlain, Maxi Priest, and Diane Reeves. Herman has also played for President  Bill Clinton on three occasions as well as Nelson Mandela.
 
Herman will also join Greg Adams in the mix of his other touring configurations with the first shows starting July 2010
 
07/23/10- Seal Beach, CA Spaghettini Jazz Club
Greg Adams Band with East Bay Soul vocalist Darryl Walker 8PM
 
07/24/10- Laguna Beach, CA Festival Of The Arts
Greg Adams Band with East Bay Soul vocalist Darryl Walker 1PM
 
08/05/10- Lake Arrowhead, CA Jazz in Blue Jay; Greg Adams Band 7PM
 
09/02/10- Boston MA Scullers Jazz Club- East Bay Soul 8PM
 
09/18/10- Seal Beach CA Spaghetttini Jazz Club-East Bay Soul 8PM
 
10/08/10- Avalon, CA Catalina Island JazzTrax Festival-East ay Soul 9PM
 
To learn more about East Bay Soul and find tour dates, please visit www.eastbaysoul.com
 
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     For more information please contact Andrea Adams at ALM Management
               Phone: 818.609.9528   E- mail: andrea@almamangement.com
 

This just in from Greg Adams and East Bay Soul:

Get ready to FuNk your world!

Greg Adams and East Bay Soul are coming to San Francisco, Greg’s home town!

It’s their debut performance at Yoshi’s SF! So here is your chance to see EBS perform live in the Bay Area! A no brainer for a group called East Bay Soul, huh?

East Bay Soul is Greg Adams, Lee Thornburg, Michael Paulo, Johnnie Bamont, James Wirrick, Evan Stone, Alexis Sklar, Johnny Sandoval, Darryl Walker on vocals and special guest on keys, Gregg Karukus.

Thursday, June 10th
Yoshi’s San Francisco
1330 Fillmore Street
San Francisco, CA 94115
Phone: 415.655.5600

Buy tickets online: www.yoshis.com/sanfrancisco/jazzclub/artist/show/1314

For more info on East Bay Soul go to www.eastbaysoul.com

A note from us here at Horn Driven Radio: Bay Area listeners, get out and support this band,  East Bay styled soul at its best.

This year marks the 40th anniversay of the San Francisco Bay Area’s “Delta Wires”.  In our current rotation, just uploaded today we are featuring three songs from the Delta Wires newest CD “Delta Wires Live @ 105 Degrees”.  The three featured songs are “Big Legged Woman, Monkey Man, & Save Your Love For Me”.

About the Delta Wires:  The DELTA WIRES is a big, high-energy harmonica and horns blues band from the Oakland/San Francisco Bay Area. They were Finalists out of 100 band representatives from blues societies all over the world, in the Blues Foundation’s 2008 International Blues Challenge held in Memphis TN, and were voted “BEST BAND” 2008 Oakland/East Bay in Oakland Magazine’s annual readers’ poll.

The DELTA WIRES have recorded 5 CDs, were also voted Best Live Band by readers of the East Bay Express in 2002, played the Russian River Blues Festival (w/ The Neville Bros & Dr. John) in 2009, the San Francisco Blues Festival in 2008, the Monterey Bay Blues Festival (8 times), headlined the Shasta Blues Society’s Redding Blues by the River Festival in 2005, have played Crescent City Blues Festival, Central Valley Blues Festival, Oakland Blues and Heritage Festival, Napa Valley Mustard Festival, and many others.

The DELTA WIRES have toured or played with many noted artists including Van Morrison, John Lee Hooker, Freddie King, The Doobie Brothers, Buddy Guy and Junior Wells, John Mayall, Charlie Musselwhite, Boz Scaggs, Bad Company, The James Gang, Elvin Bishop, and numerous others…

For more on the Delta Wires go to http://www.deltawires.com/

To purchase “Live @ 105 Degress” please click the link below:

Below is our current playlist, updated today in artist order and not order of play.

Ain’t No Thang\Sister Long Legs
Al Kooper\Finderskeeper
Alias Smith and Lane\Little Buggers
Anna King\That’s When I Cry
Average White Band\School Boy Crush
Back To Basic\Peace And Understanding
Band of Oz\Wall to Wall
Barela\Summer
Barry Danielian\Street Smarts
Betty Wright\Shoorah! Shoorah!”
Big Maybelle\96 Tears
Big Twist & The Mellow Fellows\300 Pounds Of Heavenly Joy
Bill Bergman & The Metro Jets\The Ninth Of September
Bill Withers, G Washington\Just the Two of Us
Bing & the Bingtones\Bump At The Pump
Blood Sweat & Tears\Hi-De-Ho (That Old Sweet Roll)
BlowZone\Square Chick
Bobby Byrd\I Know You Got Soul (Long Version)
Bobby Wayne\Soul’s Got A Sound
Bona Fide\It’s Love
Bononia Sound Machine\Get Up And Dance
Brecker Brothers\Funky Sea, Funky Dew
Brian Culbertson\Voices Inside (Everything To Everything) feat. Eddie Miller & David T. Walker
Bruce Conte\Don’t Give Up On Love
Bruce Willis\Respect Yourself
Bull City Syndicate\(I Wanna) Testify
Buster Poindexter\Smack Dab In The Middle
Catfish Kray\Busy Woman Blues
Charles Earland\My Blues Is Funky
Chris Cain\Wake up and Smell the Coffee
Chuck Brown & Eva Cassidy\Let The Good Times Roll
Clayton/Scott Group\Color Of Love
Cold Blood\You Got Me Hummin
Connie Rae\Getting Over You
Dave Murphy Band\Right This Moment
David Raitt & Jimmy Thackery\Id Rather Be Blind, Crippled, & Crazy
Delbert McClinton\New York City
Delta Wires\Big Legged Woman
Delta Wires\Monkey Man
Delta Wires\Save Your Love For Me
Dko the Darren Kramer Organization\Quench!
Doctor Funk\Step Up To The Plate
Don Wise\Hey, Little Girl
Doug & the Slugs\It’s Got To Be Monday
Down to the Bone\Get on It
Downchild Blues Band\I Got Everything I Need
Dr. Hector & The Groove Injectors\Good Night For Making Love
Dr. John\AC-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive
East 4th HornS\Trought The Fire
East Bay Soul\Bop Drop
Eddie Floyd\I’ve Never Found A Girl (To Love Me Like You Do)
Elvin Bishop\Rock My Soul
Eric Miyashiro\Ken’s Bar
Evie Sands\Signed, Sealed, Delivered
Family Tree\Make Way For The Family
Five Alarm Funk\Big City
Floyd Miles & Friends\The Same Thing
Fontella Bass\Rescue Me
Francis Rocco Prestia\Double Identity
Frank Biner\Old Home Week
Frank Williams & the Rocketeers\Show Me What You Got
Fred Wesley & The JB’s\You Can Have Watergate But Gimme Some Bucks And I’ll Be Straight
Funk Filharmonik\Don’t Wanna Say
Funkiphino\Rise Above
Glenn Walters\Pain In My Heart
Gota Yashiki\What’s Up Charlie
Greg Adams\Roadhouse
Heavy Metal Horns\ESP
Here Come The Mummies\Believe (In Things You Cannot See)
Izit\Izit Everywhere Part 2
Jack Mack\Cardiac Party
Jacob Merlin\Donut
James Brown\I Got The Feelin’
Jazz Police\Tower Tribute
Jazzkantine\Schmackofatz
Joe Cocker\Cry Me A River
Joe Louis Walker\I Can’t Get You Off My Mind
John Findlay\Intoxicated
Johnny Adams\Back To Normal
Kal David\That’s Not Me
King Beez\Against The Grain
L.A. Boppers\Where Do The Bop Go?
Larry Carlton\Minute By Minute
Luis Miguel\Que Nivel De Mujer
Luther Kent\I Pity The Fool
MI22\Still remember
Mic Gillette\Open Up The Door
Mick Sterling & The Stud Brothers\Jackie Wilson Said
Mingo Fishtrap\Catch The Bus
Nils Gessinger\Jam It Up
ORIGINAL BULL SHIT BAND\WALK THE DINOSAUR
Poncho Sanchez\One Mint Julep
Raphael Wressnig & Alex Schultz\Jimmy McGroove
ReUnion\Willing to Learn
RYAN FORET AND FORET TRADITION\SWEET SOUL MUSIC
Sage\Nobody Does It Like You
Santa Fe And The Fat City Horns\Dat Greazy Thang
Scott Martin\Black Orpheus
Soul Stew\Backstabbers
Soul Stew\Funky Nassau
Soulbop\Midnight Hour
Stevie Wonder\Superstition
Strokeland Superband\Just In Case You Wondered
The artists of the New York Trumpet Company\Long Haul Flight
The Blues Brothers\Going Back to Miami
The Brian Setzer Orchestra\Jump Jive An’ Wail
The Buckinghams\Don’t You Care
The Commitments\Bye Bye Baby
The Crusaders\Mercy, Mercy, Mercy
The Dirty Dozen Brass Band\the dirty dozen brass band – unclean waters
The Edgar Winter Group\I’ve Got News For You
The Edgar Winter Group\Keep Playin’ That Rock ‘N’ Roll
The Fantastic Johnny C.\Hitch It To The Horse
The Female Preacher, Lyn Collins\Mama Feelgood
The Groove Hogs\Blues Is My Business
The Hip Pocket\The Pocket
The JBs\Gimme Some More
The Super Groovers\Seaside Adventures In Hollypool
Tony Adamo\This Time It’s Real
Tower Of Power\643-5789
Tower Of Power\Attitude Dance
Zen Blues Quartet\Powerful Stuff

Finally, we have added three songs from the 70’s group Ambergris.  One of the founding members of the band was Jerry Weiss, who had just left “Blood, Sweat and Tears” to start Ambergris.  We have three songs from their only album “Ambergris”. As a side note, this album was produced by the great “Steve Cropper”.

For all the music added to the rotation please see the list below.  As always the list is in Artist order and not in order of play: