10.He gets slay jacked and they spray paint his rig Radiers silver and black.

9. The naughty outnumber the nice 700,000 to 1.

8. The Hell’s Angels motorcycle club thinks he is one of theirs, and get him wasted in the club house on Foothill Blvd.

7. They use chimneys for roasting nuts.

6. Every time he parks on a roof he accidentally runs over someone hiding from OPD.

5. Anyone who wears that much red is considered gang affiliated.

4. The pit bulls find the reindeer attractive and attempt to date them.

3. What he does is technically considered a Fly By and subject to helicopter persuit.

2. Mrs.Clause suspects sugar Mamas.

1. His catch phrase; Ho, Ho, Ho is always taken out of context.

10.Has any of your cousins ever ruined pro baseball?
9. Do you make a weasel or Bucky beaver face during solos?
8 (For New York City applicants) Do you own your own guitar?
7. Why are the Oakland Raiders the best football team ever?
6. Will you promise never to post a comment on the bands official message board?
5. Ever had any contact whatsoever with a banjo?
4. Do you prefer, move-a-leg, or, boog-a-late?
3. Have you ever had the occasion to El Kabong a Roadie?
2. Boxers, Briefs or Bum Bottoms?
1. What is the name of Mexican Restaurant directly across the street from the Oakland City Jail?

We have two new songs in the rotation from recently released CD’s.

The first song, right in time for Christmas, is titled “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. This is a bonus song from a new CD release by “Jack Mack & The Heart Attack” titled “The Best Of Jack Mack & The Heart Attack” which was released this November. The CD includes songs such as “Hooray For The City”, “Cardiac Party”, and “A Whiter Shade of Pale”, as well as other Jack Mack favorites. For more information on “Jack Mack & The Heart Attack” go to: www.jackmack.com

The second song “Donut” is from Jacob Merlin’s CD “Alchemy Of Soul” released in October of this year.

For more information on Jacob Merlin go to: www.myspace.com/jacobmerlin

The video below is the Jacob Merlin band performing “What Is Hip” with guest artist Mic Gillette.

Our playlist was updated this morning, and includes some Christmas music.  As always the playlist is in artist order and not in order of play.  See playlist below:

***Airmen of Note—Hark, the Herald Angels Sing
***Al Green—Take Me To The River
***Al Kooper—Id Rather Be An Old Mans Sweetheart (Than A Young Mans Fool)
***Average White Band—Every Beat Of My Heart
***B.B. King—Merry Christmas, Baby
***Back To Basic—No Mumbo Jumbo
***Barela—Tower Pops
***Barry Danielian—Common Ground
***Beaufunk—Par-Tay
***Big Band Der Bundeswehr—Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride
***BIG HORNS BEE—Vamp Intro (Reprise)
***Bill Bergman & The Metro Jets—Milano
***Bill Withers, G Washington—Just the Two of Us
***Bing & The Bingtones—Old Soul Music
***BlowZone—Sucker Punch
***Bononia Sound Machine—Wasted Time
***Brandon Fields—The Traveler
***Brecker Bros.—Some Skunk Funk
***Brian Culbertson—Hollywood Swinging feat. Musiq Soulchild & Gerald Albright
***Bruce Conte—Saturday Night Women
***Bull City Syndicate—You Make Me Feel
***Candy Dulfer—Valdez In The Country
***Carmen Grillo—Dr. In The House
***Chad Rager Groove—Whipping Post
***Charles Wright & the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band—Express Yourself
***Chase—Get It On
***Chester Thompson—Power House
***Chicago—Santa Claus is Coming to Town
***Chops the Band—Groove Me
***Chris Cain—Wake up and Smell the Coffee
***Cold Blood—You Got Me Hummin
***Colin James—Cool Yule
***Colin James—Merry Christmas Baby
***Colin James & The Little Big Band—Boogie Woogie Santa Claus
***Cracked Ice—New Shade Of Bue
***Dave Dunlop—The Hang
***Dave Weckl Band—Tower Of Inspiration
***David Clayton – Thomas—Mornin’ Blues
***Denver & the Mile High Orchestra—Joy to the World
***Dko the Darren Kramer Organization—Quench!
***Doctor Funk—It May Be Very Good
***Doctor Funk—Livin In Bump City
***Donny Hathaway—Merry Soulful Christmas
***Doug & the Slugs—It’s Got To Be Monday
***Down To The Bone—Urban Jazz
***East Bay Soul—Jump, Shout & Holler
***East Bay Soul—Survival Of The Hippest
***Electric Flag—Killing Floor
***Eric Bolvin—Suburban Bourbon
***Eric Miyashiro—Ken’s Bar
***Etta James—Winter Wonderland
***Evie Sands—Signed, Sealed, Delivered
***Fontella Bass—Rescue Me
***Francis Rocco Prestia—Solid Like the Rock
***Frank Biner—8 Miles From Oakland
***Fred Ross—Jingle Baby
***Funk Filharmonik—Everybody Get Down
***Funk Filharmonik—We Get The Notion
***Gangbuster—Mercy, Mercy, Mercy
***Gordon Goodwin’s Big Phat Band—There’s The Rub
***Greg Adams—East Bay Soul
***Grover Washington, Jr.—Winelight
***Heavy Metal Horns—Horns In The House
***Herman Matthews—Function At The Junction
***Jack Mack & Heart Attack—All I Want For Christmas
***Jack Mack & Heart Attack—Hooray For City
***Jacob Merlin—Donut
***James Brown—Cold Sweat
***Jazz Police—Tower Tribute
***Jeff Tamelier—E & J 4 Way
***Jericho Horns Christmas—We Three Kings
***Jim Manley—Good King Wenceslaus
***John Lee Sanders—Foreclose On The House Of Love
***Jules Broussard—Love Won’t Let Me Wait
***Kal David—That’s Not Me
***Lighthouse—One Fine Morning (Canadian Mix)
***Lloyd Jones—I’ve Got To Get You Back
***Lon Bronson All Star Band—This Story Must Be Told
***Luther Kent—I Wouldn’t Treat A Dog
***Manu Dibango—Soul Makossa
***Marc Broussard—You Met Your Match
***Marcus Miller—Frankenstein
***Mark Dolin—Belly Up
***Max Carl & Big Dance—Show Me The Money
***Mic Gillette—Abaco
***Mick Sterling & The Stud Brothers—Jackie Wilson Said
***Mike Finnegan—It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
***Mike Reilly—Whos Been Sleeping In My Bed
***Mingo Fishtrap—Catch The Bus
***Natalie Cole—This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)
***Nils Gessinger—Jam It Up
***Nils Landgren—Simple Life
***Pee Wee Ellis—Cold Sweat / Licking Stick Licking Stick
***Pete Escovedo—Flying South
***Peter Friestedt—Time To Play
***Poncho Sanchez—Squib Cakes
***Prime Time Funk—Tounge Tied
***Ray Charles—I Need A Good Woman Bad
***ReUnion—Willing to Learn
***Richard Eilliot—God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
***Richard Elliot—Sweet Surrender
***Roger Smith—Horn-Afication
***Sage—King of the Avenues
***Sage—Take Me Back to the City
***Sanford & Townsend—Smoke From A Distant Fire
***Santa Fe And The Fat City Horns—After The Love Has Gone
***Santa Fe And The Fat City Horns—Ain’t That Peculiar
***Santa Fe And The Fat City Horns—Come Together
***Santa Fe And The Fat City Horns—E.W.F. Medley
***Santa Fe And The Fat City Horns—I’ll Pack It Up
***Santa Fe and The Fat City Horns—Livin’ For The City
***Santa Fe And The Fat City Horns—System Of Survival
***Santa Fe And The Fat City Horns—When The Curtain Goes Up
***Santa Fe And The Fat City Horns—Wishing Well
***Scott Martin—Unchain My Heart
***Scott Martin Latin Soul Band—Voodoo Juice
***Seawind—Follow Your Road
***Shilts—Outside The Box
***Smokin’ With Superman—2 Sweet Fine Hams
***Soul Stew—Funky Nassau
***Soul Stew—I’ll Be Around
***Strokeland Superband With Glenn Walters—Animal Walk
***Tad Robinson—Your Love Is Amazing
***The Blues Brothers—Sweet Home Chicago
***The Commitments—Mr. Pitiful
***The Edgar Winter Group—I’ve Got News For You
***The Groove Hogs—Shoulda Read The Rules
***The Ides of March—Vehicle (1970)
***The Lincolns—Don’t Fight It
***The Maxwell Project—Radiation Funk/Meltdown
***The Sons of Champlin—Rooftop
***Tom Kubis—The Twelve Days Of Christmas
***Tom Saviano—She Dreams
***Tony Adamo—This Time It’s Real
***Tower Of Power—Below Us, All The City Lights
***Tower Of Power—You’re So Wonderful, So Marvelous
***Van Morrison—Domino
***Yoichi Murata—Two Woodpeckers
***Zen Blues Quartet—Powerful Stuff