10. Female professional dancers afraid of un-wanted pregnancies.

9. Male professional dancers afraid of un-wanted beat downs.

8. Producers could not take the liability should one of Docs suspenders fail during a Paso Doble.

7. Network brass has seen the Knock Yourself Out dance which immediately disqualified them.

6. The only time the band wore costumes was before they quit drinking and met Bill W.

5. In Oakland, a quick step is only used during shoplifting.

4. The old dude middle judge still player hates them for upstaging Tom Jones a few years ago.

3. Scores on Judges cards would be higher than fans credit scores.

2. If they could get millions of fans to call in, they would be in the R&R Hall of fame where they belong.

1. TOP and the Funny Home Video guy are the only two with real jobs.

10. Bumped back to coach, then standby.

9. Fat city horns using flutes and piccolos.

8. Melody came back broke and had to move back in.

7. Steve Finch wants Doc to pass the hat instead of wearing it at gigs.

6. Doctorfunk is now forced to take medical patients.

5. Mingo is now forced to fry the fish they trap.

4. Funkapino now sells Lumpias and rubber slippers at every gig.

3. Jack Mack’s band is finally on disability.

2. Zen Blues quartet -in debt, but haven’t actualized the experience yet.

1. Mark Doilin is lookin’ at tomorrow, but not thrilled about it.

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10.Trombone players golf balls are blue.

9. Knocking knees sound like castanets in the monitors.

8. Snow shoes instead of house shoes backstage.

7. B 3 player needs an electric blanket to keep his organ warm.

6. Walt Disney sits in.

5. Crew members pole dancer girlfriends stuck at work.

4. If places keep freezing over the DVD and the new website may be released.

3. Turning to Middle Eastern religions just for the headware.

2. Fans stand in the spit zone to dry off frozen eyebrows.

1. Funkscicles.

10. The Babe/Hunk receptionist will no longer think you are a weenie.

9. East Bay folks will no longer eat your lunch, then deny it.

8. A constant reminder of how much your life doesn’t suck after work.

7. The music makes you feel much hipper than you really look.

6. There is a HUGE Chance the manager loves Kenny G., this will irate him/her.

5. Subliminal incentive to chug malt liquor during afternoon break time.

4. If a colleague recognizes one or more of the tunes, they have carpool potential.

3. If you are caught sticking your tongue out at the CEO, you can say that you were practicing a complicated horn riff.

2. The boss will fear that you are from Oakland and be really afraid to lay you off.

1. People may want to hang with you instead of hide from you after work.