10.He gets slay jacked and they spray paint his rig Radiers silver and black.

9. The naughty outnumber the nice 700,000 to 1.

8. The Hell’s Angels motorcycle club thinks he is one of theirs, and get him wasted in the club house on Foothill Blvd.

7. They use chimneys for roasting nuts.

6. Every time he parks on a roof he accidentally runs over someone hiding from OPD.

5. Anyone who wears that much red is considered gang affiliated.

4. The pit bulls find the reindeer attractive and attempt to date them.

3. What he does is technically considered a Fly By and subject to helicopter persuit.

2. Mrs.Clause suspects sugar Mamas.

1. His catch phrase; Ho, Ho, Ho is always taken out of context.

10.Has any of your cousins ever ruined pro baseball?
9. Do you make a weasel or Bucky beaver face during solos?
8 (For New York City applicants) Do you own your own guitar?
7. Why are the Oakland Raiders the best football team ever?
6. Will you promise never to post a comment on the bands official message board?
5. Ever had any contact whatsoever with a banjo?
4. Do you prefer, move-a-leg, or, boog-a-late?
3. Have you ever had the occasion to El Kabong a Roadie?
2. Boxers, Briefs or Bum Bottoms?
1. What is the name of Mexican Restaurant directly across the street from the Oakland City Jail?