10. The only way to get the freeloading relatives to leave was to blast the TOP DVD and lip-sync in Speedos.

9. Ate so much your scarf is now too short for your neck.

8. Credit card company guy came to your house and slapped you.

7. Mommy wasn’t kissing Santa Claus, it was the biker dude from Oakland.

6. White Christmas included Brother in Law trying to snort the driveway.

5. The tune “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire”, brings back some painful and embarrassing ER memories.

4. Someone crazy glued antlers onto your poodle.

3. Didn’t see any Elves until you ate the brownies.

2. By making minimum payments on your credit cards, this Xmas will be paid off the year the Raider nation gets off probation.

1. Spent 15 G’s on the family and you got a clip on tie and 9 dollar house shoes.

10.Hand out presents stolen from jackets in the coat room.

9. Test out your new reed by blowing bubbles in the egg nog.

8. Stuff the mistletoe into a bong.

7. “Knock yourself out” interpretive dance.

6. Ask people if they want to see your fish trap.

5. Yell OAKLAND WHAT! Every few minutes for no apparent reason.

4. Try to out drink a Canadian hockey fan.

3. Put on SoulRadioOnline.com and crank it.

2. A line of CPA’s doing air sax with umbrellas.

1. Call everybody “Broham”.