10. 30tys generic beer instead of 40tys of premium malt liquor.

9. Instead of driving to vacation in Mexico, get deported for a few weeks.

8. Go to horn band concerts with wet hair after hair cut and get a free blow dry.

7. What recession? It’s always been like this.

6. No more Raider tickets get all dressed up like a demon then stay home and hurl murderous insults at the TV.

5. Trade the minivan for a Harley then blame Bush for forcing you into it.

4. Temporary tattoos.

3. Homemade hamburgers that look like hockey pucks.

2. The band has to stay on the road for another 40 years.

1. Collect gold teeth for cash.

Although not officially completed, SoulRadioOnline.com will be changing its name. During the past several months we have been going through an identity crises. Many people are confused by the name, and who we may or may not be affiliated with. Others are confused in that they believe we play soul music only, and that includes current styles of soul like Neo-Soul. This could not be futher from the truth.

10. You tried to fill up your car using 10,000 nickels.

9. The keno girl/guy married you for citizenship.

8. Rocco is frying eggs in the kitchen for the Santa fe dudes.

7. Because of the buffet you are so fat your shoes don’t fit.

6. Co workers think you are mad, but you are stone deaf from sitting in the front row.

5. Full color Tattoo of Dick Butkus on your booty.

4. Tried to give a stolen hotel robe as a Mothers Day present.

3. You are reading this on a Las Vegas half way house desk top.

2. You are broker than the Fannie May and her Mama.

1. Burchie came to your house and ruined the Happy Birthday song.