10. Why do they want to dig up James Brown?

9. They call him Doc because he looks like your proctologist.

8. So Very Hard to grow? Is he talking about your hair or what?

7. I came to play too, but I lost my shorts.

6. You think the Young Man is wasting his time? He should try the quarter slots.

5. Why didn’t they tell us it was Raider nation tattoo night?

4. This is just great; they seat us in front of the horn section now I have to use the chin strap so my toupee doesn’t get blown off again.

3. Waiter, there has been a mistake, I’m not a high roller I’m a holy roller, and don’t do two drink minimums.

2. The bass player must have gotten the liver of an African American guy.

1. I wish I found a stroke instead of having one.

October 18th will be a very special evening. That is the night that Tower of Power holds its official 40th anniversary party. The party will be held at the legendary “Fillmore” in San Francisco. Tickets to the show are sold out, however about 50 special VIP tickets remain. To find out more information about the VIP tickets go to:http://www.sheffieldgarage.com/topnew/fillmore.htm

Songs in our Rotation as of 09/15/08:

***Al Kooper-Id Rather Be An Old Mans Sweetheart (Than A Young Mans Fool)
***Barbara Lynn-This Is The Thanks I Get
***Barry Danielian-Common Ground
***BIG HORNS BEE-Vamp Intro (Reprise)
***Big Maybelle-96 Tears
***Big Twist & The Mellow Fellows-300 Pounds Of Heavenly Joy
***Bill Bergman & The Metro Jets-Milano
***Bill Champlin-Headed For The Top
***Brand New Heavies-Have A Good Time
***Brandon Fields-Studio Cafe Blues
***Brecker Brothers-Sneakin’ Up Behide You
***Bruce Willis-Fun Time
***Clayton/Scott Group-Color Of Love
***Cold Blood-You Got Me Hummin
***Cracked Ice-Here To Stay
***David Clayton – Thomas-Mornin’ Blues
***Delbert McClinton-Blues As Blues Can Get
***Doctor Funk-It May Be Very Good
***Dr. Hector & the Groove Injectors-Shame, Shame, Shame
***Dr. John-There Must Be A Better World Somewhere
***Edgar Winter-I’ve Got New For You
***Edgar Winter-Free Ride
***Erika Badu-Funky Nassau
***Freeport-Get Back
***Greg Adams-Firefly
***Harvey Scales-Get Down
***Himlaväsen-Release Yourself
***Jack Hammer-Swim
***Jaco Pastorius-Soul Intro/The Chicken
***James Carr-You Don’t Want Me
***James Taylor-Whenever Your Ready
***Jeff Golub-Grand Central
***Jimmy Hall-Here I Am
***Joey Gilmore-Somebody Done Took My Baby And Gone
***John Findlay-Intoxicated
***John Witmer-Now You Know
***Johnny Adams-Back To Normal
***Johnny Otis Show-The Watts Breakaway
***Jon Cleary-Best Ain’t Good Enough
***Jules Broussard-Love Won’t Let Me Wait
***Kim Wilson-When The Lights Go Out
***King Curtis- Live at Fillmore-Memphis Soul Stew
***Larry Carlton-Night Sweats
***Little Mike & The Sweet Soul Music Band-Dance Across The Floor
***Little Royal-Jealous
***Louise Hoffsten-Good For You
***Low Budget Blues Band-The Usual
***Luther Kent & the Forever Fabulous Chickenhawks Showband & All-Star Revue-Ain’t Nuthin You Can Do
***Luther Kent and Trick Bag-Hoochie Coochie Man
***Luther Kent and Trick Bag-Let The Good Times Roll
***Max Carl Gronenthal-Show Me The Money
***Mi22-Still remember
***Mic Gillette-Before I Go
***Mingo Fishtrap-Catch The Bus
***Neville Brothers-Vodoo
***Newtone-Self Confidence
***Nils Gessinger-Mind Overload
***Nils Landgren-Simple Life
***Norbert Stachel-I’ve Got This Feelin’
***Otis Redding & Carla Thomas-Knock On Wood
***Pastiche-You Hit The Spot
***Pat O’Donnell Group-Tee Time featuring Blvd. East
***Patrick Allen-You Lit A Fire In Me
***Paul Langille-Bing It On Home To Me
***Peter Friestedt-There ain’t nothin’ (wings of joyful thinkin’)
***Phantom Blues Band-Do The Dirt
***Phantom Blues Band-Think
***Phoebe Snow-Best Of My Love
***Ridin’ Thumb-Believe
***Robben Ford-Keep On Running
***Rocco Prestia-Express Yourself
***Rod Hedland-Someday
***Ross Carnegie-Cool Dad
***Soul Clan-That’s How It Feels
***Soul Stew-I’ll Be Around
***Super Funky Express-Super Funky Express
***Tad Robinson-Suffering From The Blues
***Tad Robinson-Too Late To Turn Back Now
***The Blues Brothers-Sweet Home Chicago
***The Doobie Brothers-Long Train Running
***The Groove Hogs-Soul Infatuation
***The Hip Pocket-The Pocket
***The JB Horns-Evening in New York
***The Mike Reilly Band-Back To The Basics
***The Super Groovers-Super Groover
***Tommy Castro-Big Sisters Radio
***Tower of Power-Can’t You Feel It?
***Triple Trouble-Help
***Triple Trouble-Mamma Jamma
***Wayman Tisdale-Get Down On It
***Whiskey Howl-I’ll Go Crazy