You never know who’s gonna be in the house at the Palms on Monday nights, when Santa Fe and The Fat City Horns play. Last night it was Rocco Prestia from “Tower of Power”. Not only was Rocco in the house, but he sat in with the band as well. For more info and pictures, go to www.santafeandthefatcityhorns.blogspot.com

10. Quick somebody call my phone I may have flushed it.

9. I’ve got the hat and if you don’t let me do my Hendrix solo, I’ll blow chunks into it.

8. Be out in a minute, I know I SHOULD be driving but I put it on cruise control, it will be arrright.

7. Toss me the Sunday paper, someone forgot to go to Costco again.

6. Spock this is Bones, beam me up.

5. Accordion music.

4. Take it easy on the brakes! I’m trying to shave my head.

3. Who wants some of this potato wine? I learned to make it in prison.

2. Can you hear me now?

1. Dudes, we really need an office. I’m having a hard time silk screening these t-shirts.

10.Fill out job applications.

9. Wonder how Jerry Lewis got so fat.

8. Last BBQ before going back to school and or prison.

7. Use sharpies to draw in new eyebrows after lighting new BBQ.

6. No Cerveza, No Trabajo.

5. Raider Nation tailgaters practice slapping each other for no apparent reason.

4. Go into labor, as result of a major New Years celebration.

3. Retro Cool soul music fans get regular medical check up’s and finds that they are shot to the curb because of the 70tys.

2. Invent new campaign slogans like, “Vote for Obama or I’ll slap your Mama”.

1. Taxed to the max parents spend major G’s on back to school clothes.