10. Asking Rocco to trim his beard so he doesn’t look like Carmella.

9. Bringing own hot sauce anticipating flavorless eating meat pies.

8. Its Tea and Crumpets, not Tea and Trumpets.

7. Practice polo on Harleys using pool cues.

6. Attorney Powdered wigs made out of Oakland hair extensions.

5. Get paid in pounds, but not in the recreational drug sense.

4. Don’t get that happy when they say they have a “Roasted Joint” for supper.

5. Be prepared to turn down the dessert, “spotted dick”.

4. Fox hunting means something completely different, than it does in the East Bay.

3. The official Queen is not Elton John.

2. An inverted two-finger “peace sign” or “V for victory sign is an obscenity.

1. Your still a young Bloke.

East Bay Soul 2.0

East Bay Soul will be at Yoshi’s in March playing songs from their new CD “East Bay Soul 2.0.  For those of you who could not attend the CD release parties in February, this is a great chance to catch the band live in support of their new CD.  Here is the info:

From East Bay Soul:

ON SALE NOW! BACK TO OAKLAND EAST BAY SOUL AT YOSHI’S OAKLAND FRIDAY, MARCH 16- 2 SHOWS!
Okay True Funk Soldiers in the Bay Area. It’s time to Party for East Bay Soul 2.0 and let Yoshi’s know you want to Funk Your World!

Here’s a link to Yoshi’s (in red) Yoshi’s Oakland

10. Wonder how much that short Mexican sidekick makes for doing nothing?

9. The sax player next to Emilio is too intimidated to play even one note.

8. How late does the Hooters on Hollywood Blvd stay open?

7. How long before the limo drivers find out their sport coats are missing?

6. Gay Congress man, a dog act, and a chef, who is the new management Barnum and Bailey?

5. Kimmel is the Ford Mini van of talk show hosts.

4. Jessica Alba was impressive until she started talking.

3. What do you mean no babes on trampolines? Call my agent!

2. I wonder if Rocco is watching this in his PJ’s?

1. Started SAYM too early, had to re start, very much like the tour bus.