10. When you crank up the DVD, she gets even by whizzing on your sofa.

9. She attacks the big screen going for Larry’s head thinking its a Junior Mint.

8. During the KYO dancing, she goes nuts looking for the cockroaches they are trying to stomp.

7. When she hears the opening trumpet part for SAYM her tail stiffens out for a week.

6. She thinks you are rolling up cat nip, on the old school album cover.

5. When you do Doc’s dance, she attacks your house slippers.

4. Her attorneys are responsible for holding back the release of “Dogging at the Cathouse”.

3. If it’s not the classic horn line up she coughs up a fur ball.

2. Still adamant claiming the tune “Attitude Dance” was written about her.

1. The only song she likes is Digging Up James Brown.

Don Cornelius

Don Cornelius who brought the world “Soul Train” passed away yesterday from an apparent self-inflicted gun shot wound.  Here’s a link to the LA Times obituary on Don Cornelius  (in red) LA Times Obituary

Below:  are a couple of  videos from our favorite Horn Band Tower Of Power performing on Soul Train.

10.Bone players golf balls are blue.

9. Knocking knees sound like maracas in the monitors.

8. Greg’s sheet music looks like sleet music.

7. Everybody grew long beards and combed them up.

6. Walt Disney is asked to sit in.

5. A Crew member pole dancer girlfriend was literally stuck at work.

4. Darryl Walker is replaced by Johnny Walker.

3.Turning to Middle Eastern religions just for the head ware.

2. Engineers stand in front of horns to thaw frozen eyebrows.

1. Urban Jazz flavored Funkscicles.