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10. Not even Fox News has had the nerve to insult him yet.

9. Web master Philly Brian moved to Reno with 125 bucks in Nickels hoping to raise campaign funds.

8. Now that the playoff picture looks bad, Raider Nation fans intend to be drunk until the Super bowl.

7. Rocco insists on doing speeches in an Oakland Ebonics dialect.

6. His rallying cry, “Get on the Bus stupid” is insulting to Wal-Mart patrons.

5. Perry accidentally called Rocco’s employer The Tower of Powdered.

4. Rocco refuses to debate he’d rather work out issues through Slap Fighting.

3. Voters are confused, 37 former TOP musicians are running too, just to meet Women with jobs and benefits.

2. He is running as a Democoolcat.

1. Wants to balance the budget by increasing the cover charge while entering the country, while maintain the Bar to fix the deficit.