10. 戻ってオークランドに

9. Saying, What the “Fukuoka” are you talking about? is acceptable.

8. Cannot eat ribs, pronounced “Libs” with chop sticks.

7. Someone bowing in front of you is not an opportunity to snatch a wallet.

6. It is polite to take your shoes off before entering someone’s home; it is rude to leave wearing someone else’s newer shoes.

5. Sushi is supposed to be raw, and not considered fishing bait.

4. Not all the dudes know Karate, only the ones with cute girlfriends.

3. Sake is rice wine served at room temperature in tiny cups so quit asking for ice cubes and a kool aid glass.

2. Do not get drunk and wear slippery church shoes on the bullet train.

1. It’s Yo Mama san.

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9. Saying, What the “Fukuoka” are you talking about? is acceptable.

8. Cannot eat ribs, pronounced “Libs” with chop sticks.

7. Someone bowing in front of you is not an opportunity to snatch a wallet.

6. It is polite to take your shoes off before entering someone’s home; it is rude to leave wearing someone else’s newer shoes.

5. Sushi is supposed to be raw, and not considered fishing bait.

4. Not all the dudes know Karate, only the ones with cute girlfriends.

3. Sake is rice wine served at room temperature in tiny cups so quit asking for ice cubes and a kool aid glass.

2. Do not get drunk and wear slippery church shoes on the bullet train.

1. It’s Yo Mama san.

New and just added to our rotation is music from the San Francisco Bay Area Band the “Monophonics”.  We currently have three songs from the recently released CD “Into The Infrasounds”.  The three songs in our rotation are “$2.50, I’m Done, and Loose Nukes”.


The Bay Area music scene has been setting standards for many decades. The Monophonics are another prime example of the talent spewing forth from the streets of San Francisco and surrounding areas. Since forming in 2005, The Monophonics have evolved into SF Weekly’s “Best of the Bay” winners for their retro sound, style, and approach. They have become one of the hottest upcoming live instrumental funk bands with inspirations stemming from the late 1960s and 1970s. Their popularity has continued to grow since their first album “Playin and Simple” was released in September 2007. Their goal is to spread the funk and maintain the classic Bay Area funk sound that has gained them recognition as young heavy-hitters in the soul, jazz, and funk community. Their musical intelligence and funky sound has landed them guest appearances by saxophonist Karl Denson, vocalist Marcus Scott, and Tower of Power’s own Mic Gillette on their second album, due to release this year.


For more information on the Monophonics go to their web site at www.monophonics.com