10. Your brother looks exactly like all of the Oakland Raiders.
9. You buy him golf clubs, he trades them for a Screaming Eagle Carburetor for his Harley.
8. They stole his identity in the morning, that afternoon he had it back along with a truckload of flat screens.
7. Still embarrassed he waxed his Benz with your English teacher’s toupee; he snatched at parent’s night.
6. Gave him a watch, he said, “Look! it’s time for you to move out”.
5. He uses the Armani tie you gave him as a headband and drank the cologne.
4. He wore house shoes you gave him to your College Graduation.
3. You plan to take him fishing, he brings a Glock.
2. He gave the sweater you gave him to your Moms hairdresser.
1. A real honored Father is not a coward who runs away from his responsibilities.
