10. Already had the pants from the 80tys.

9. He misunderstood; it’s playing 18 Holes, not Ho’s.

8. Gets to wash road socks in the ball washer.

7. Golf bag doubles as gig bag, one horn, one club and several beers.

6. Figures since there is a Tiger Woods who is black, one could be the Pecker Woods if he is white.

5. A great place to meet women with good jobs and health insurance.

4. Has been known to use a baritone as a driver and set course records.

3. Now days have more time than money, less gigs means more golf.

2. Hang out with car salesmen who don’t have anything to do

either.

1. Every time he yells Four, drummer reminds him it’s always on the One.

From The LA Times:

Sam Butera dies at 81; 1950s-’60s tenor saxophonist
He was best known for his musical partnership with entertainer Louis Prima. They were a nightclub fixture and appeared on TV and in movies.
By Adam Bernstein
June 5, 2009

Sam Butera, a hard-swinging tenor saxophonist who formed a rowdy and successful onstage partnership with entertainers Louis Prima and Keely Smith in the 1950s, died Wednesday at a hospital in Las Vegas. He was 81.

He had Alzheimer’s disease, according to a report in the Las Vegas Sun.

Prima, nearly 20 years older than Butera, was a composer (“Sing, Sing, Sing”), trumpeter, singer and irrepressible stage performer, a combination of Louis Armstrong and Jerry Lewis. His career was on the wane when he teamed in 1954 with Butera, who a few years earlier had been named the country’s outstanding teenage jazz musician by Look magazine. Both men were New Orleans natives of Italian heritage.

Butera was enjoying a long engagement at a New Orleans club owned by Prima’s brother before he and Louis Prima began a musical union in 1954 that lasted nearly two decades. They recorded hit albums for Capitol Records, became nightclub fixtures from Las Vegas to New York and appeared in movies and on television.

Prima was married to Smith, a smoky-voiced balladeer with a pageboy haircut, until their rancorous divorce in the early 1960s. Prima’s fifth wife, Gia Maione, later joined the act as singer.

Backed by a small band called the Witnesses, the Prima-Smith-Butera partnership re-created jazz and pop standards in a dazzlingly inventive array of styles and tempos: swing jazz, “shuffling” upbeat jump blues, Italian tarantellas and Dixieland. Some of their best-known titles included “Just a Gigolo”/”I Ain’t Got Nobody” (done as a medley), “Pennies From Heaven,” “That Old Black Magic” (which won a Grammy Award), “Jump, Jive an’ Wail” and “When You’re Smiling.”…

From The LA Times:

Sam Butera dies at 81; 1950s-’60s tenor saxophonist
He was best known for his musical partnership with entertainer Louis Prima. They were a nightclub fixture and appeared on TV and in movies.
By Adam Bernstein
June 5, 2009

Sam Butera, a hard-swinging tenor saxophonist who formed a rowdy and successful onstage partnership with entertainers Louis Prima and Keely Smith in the 1950s, died Wednesday at a hospital in Las Vegas. He was 81.

He had Alzheimer’s disease, according to a report in the Las Vegas Sun.

Prima, nearly 20 years older than Butera, was a composer (“Sing, Sing, Sing”), trumpeter, singer and irrepressible stage performer, a combination of Louis Armstrong and Jerry Lewis. His career was on the wane when he teamed in 1954 with Butera, who a few years earlier had been named the country’s outstanding teenage jazz musician by Look magazine. Both men were New Orleans natives of Italian heritage.

Butera was enjoying a long engagement at a New Orleans club owned by Prima’s brother before he and Louis Prima began a musical union in 1954 that lasted nearly two decades. They recorded hit albums for Capitol Records, became nightclub fixtures from Las Vegas to New York and appeared in movies and on television.

Prima was married to Smith, a smoky-voiced balladeer with a pageboy haircut, until their rancorous divorce in the early 1960s. Prima’s fifth wife, Gia Maione, later joined the act as singer.

Backed by a small band called the Witnesses, the Prima-Smith-Butera partnership re-created jazz and pop standards in a dazzlingly inventive array of styles and tempos: swing jazz, “shuffling” upbeat jump blues, Italian tarantellas and Dixieland. Some of their best-known titles included “Just a Gigolo”/”I Ain’t Got Nobody” (done as a medley), “Pennies From Heaven,” “That Old Black Magic” (which won a Grammy Award), “Jump, Jive an’ Wail” and “When You’re Smiling.”…

10. Putting rice balls in the pantry.

9. Guess what’s under Doc hat now?

8. Rehearse complicated Asian dance moves on the way to the restroom.

7. Dice game in the galley.

6. Begin singing “150, 000 bottles of Sake on the wall”.

5. Asking folks, “Is that a Katana or are you just happy to see me?”

4. Getting used to not using the town name “Fukuoka” as a predicate normative.

3. Rewrite Knock, replace it with Kabuki Yo self out, San.

2. Regret wearing the Sumo underwear.

1. Have to wear an eye patches because tried to use chop sticks on the bullet train.

10. Every time they play an Iranian County Fair, infidels eat the best animals.

9. Its wimpy smooth jazz town compared to Oakland.

8. Saddam’s ex wife insists on sitting in on goat bell.

7. Can’t tell the suicide bombers from tour bus drivers.

6. Possible life threatening accidents from flying leather slippers.

5. Too many turbans in the crowd absorb the high end of the sound and drive the sound guy to the hookah pipe.

4. They refuse to merchandise floor length tour robes.

3. Former Catholics are afraid because all of the women look like Nuns.

2. Adoplo might begin telling the roadies to “Have her scrubbed and sent to my tent”.

1. Loud horns can cause Yaks and Camels to urinate indiscriminately.