10. OB-1 – On the one…
9. The force be with you – The funk be in you.
8. 3 CPO – 3 See their old PO, (Probation Officer)
7. R2-D2- Are you Drunk too?
6. Stand in lines for days- Did lines for days.
5. Darth Vader- Oakland Raider.
4. Light Sabers- Straight Razors.
3. Chewbacca- Ju Mama.
2. Luke, I’m your Father- Luke, I’m not your Father, because your Mother is too ugly, and I’ve never been that toasted.
1. Hans Solo- Horn solo.