10.You can go home for lunch.
9. A special, former member section, that seats 600 lying dudes.
8. House shoes and pajama bottoms during sound check.
7. Girls who wouldn’t date you in High School look like Betty White.
6. Wives can see for themselves that many of the fans are no threat to steal their man.
5. On the other hand, single members can catch major Babe rides home.
4. You can put Madden on pause, do the gig, then come back and finish the game.
3. You can get what you want, since you know where to find it.
2. Everybody claims to know you.
1. Your memory is so bad after all these years, you believe them.
