10. Baritone with a low A—Elephants with a big A.
9. Hyenas that laugh—Harley dudes who don’t take a bath.
8. Owls that Hoot—Yuppies that toot.
7. DG hitting the drum on the one—Monkeys who bop each other with coconuts for fun.
6. Lions that roar—Ex Girlfriends dressed like…
5. Ducks that Quack—Teamsters that attack.
4. Birds that chirp—Beer drinkers who burp.
3. Snakes that hiss—Everybody trying to get on the guest list.
2. Wolves that howl…Divorced husbands on the prowl.
1. Buffaloes that roam, posers on the cell phone.
