10. Got a pocket full of credit cards under the name Jazz Roscoe.
9. If you had an organ that big, you would smile too.
8. Has enough frequent flyer miles to vacation on Mars if he wants.
7. Dave Matthew fans are sending him tie dyed t shirts.
6. Forced to see the back of the horn section when they dance.
5. Good wine, not good winos.
4. Has a TV screen built into his B3 so he can watch Raider football.
3. On the short list to become the Duh, da, da, dat- ta daa…Organ guy at the A’s baseball games.
2. Only band member with an option clause in his contract allowing him to wear house shoes at work if he so desires.
1. Healthy, happy and ready to Roscoe the world.
