10. He could pardon old band members.
9. All the other Countries/Presidents would be afraid of him.
8. He is used to being broke and having bad credit.
7. He would make 1%’ers pay 99% of the taxes.
6. House of representative Rent parties.
5. Raising the speed limit for Cadillacs’s and Lincoln Town Cars.
4. Increasing revenue by extorting other Countries by hold geek tourists hostage.
3. Barrow more money from China then tell them to “Bite Me”.
2. Bum checks cashed.
1. He don’t give a funk about politics, only people.
