10. He know what it feels like to be followed around by security at Macys.
9. Obama rhymes with Tu Mama.
8. Like most of us, he doesn’t know how to bowl.
7. He could show up to a Quiencenra and no one would think he is a narc.
6. Finally, a First Lady that can dance.
5. He looks like the Legal Aide Lawyer that got your Tio probation.
4. Vote for Barak-o, don’t be a Borrach-o.
3. Knows what it’s like to have major hair issues.
2. If he wins, national health care/education teach us how not to have fat kids.
1. Obama would be the first President to struggle paying off student loans.