10. Fingers are so fat hit three keys at once.
9. 19 Pound turkey, you gained 20 pounds.
8. Your Malt liquor stocks surged than split, like your pants.
7. A sword fight turkey leg fight with Brother in law causes you to wear an
eye patch today.
6. OPD Tact Squad who is called to the house know your first name, and
expect a plate of food.
5. You found yourself on the back of a Harley in front of Oakland liquor
store in a business suit.
4. During YSAYM Got down on your knees and needed a forklift to get back
up.
3. Button popped off your pants and knocked the cat out.
2. Done found the stroke which required emergency chiropractic care.
1. Gas at work caused your office chair to propell you across the room.
