10. When you crank up the DVD, she gets even by whizzing on your sofa.
9. She attacks the big screen going for Larry’s head thinking its a Junior Mint.
8. During the KYO dancing, she goes nuts looking for the cockroaches they are trying to stomp.
7. When she hears the opening trumpet part for SAYM her tail stiffens out for a week.
6. She thinks you are rolling up cat nip, on the old school album cover.
5. When you do Doc’s dance, she attacks your house slippers.
4. Her attorneys are responsible for holding back the release of “Dogging at the Cathouse”.
3. If it’s not the classic horn line up she coughs up a fur ball.
2. Still adamant claiming the tune “Attitude Dance” was written about her.
1. The only song she likes is Digging Up James Brown.
