10.Sudden pop ups on his laptop.
9. Surgery scar shaped like a map of Oakland
8. Get well basket of performance enhancement goodies from Victor Conte.
7. Sponge bath by a Candy (Dulfer) striper.
6. Sponge bath of a Candy (Dulfer) striper
5. A 40 ounce Corona premium beer IV drip.
4. A house call from the Doctor, the Funky one.
3. Knowing that no matter what he still looks better than Rocco and has more hair than the rest of Tower of Power
2. Mustang Sally finally slowed her Mustang the funk down.
1. Para-diddle on the para-medics.