10. Thank you so much for taking the time to beat me up.
9. I did my job and fought like a pop singer.
8. Better not say I’m from East LA anymore, they don’t quit.
7. Take me to the hospital I’m going to need a boat load of Botox.
6. I shouldn’t have made fun of his Lumpias.
5. That’s just great, just got TKO’ed by the new King of the Philippines.
4. Now I know how John McCain felt.
3. Thought I had him, I kept punching him the gloves, with my face.
2. Maybe those pictures of me dressed like a woman was real after all.
1. If I hit him with my wallet would have knocked him out for sure.