10. Being a Catholic gives me an endurance advantage.
9. I knew it, looking into their eyes most of the spit section fans are really stoned.
8. I sure hope that sound was someone cracking walnuts.
7. This is the LAST Time I wear a thong on stage.
6. Ouuuchhh! I kneed down on a stupid cord again.
5. I’m still taller than Prince, Oakland What!
4. If I get a cramp, I’ll play the high note.
3. I keep forgetting to make them take cabbage burritos out of the contract rider.
2. I’m funky and I can’t get up.
1. Every time I do this off stage I manage to get married.
