10. Enough Horn wind power to blow up one blimp per day.
9. Station owner Raoul could grow hair if he really wanted to.
8. Play-list reads like a who’s who of low credit scores.
7. Plays songs that even the cats on the session forgot about.
6. Associate Program Director TC knows so much about Soul music he is considered African American.
5. Used to be Soul Music on-line but people thought it was religious.
4. Plays so much Strokeland, is liable to catch a morals charge.
3. Plays tunes for musicians wives, so broke session players don’t have to get day jobs.
2. Gets major accidental hits from Hicks thinking its “corndrivenradio.com”
1. Four years on, and a forty to go…
