10. Never date anyone uglier than the best looking band member.
9. Always keep Larry backup afro wig dry cleaned.
8. Stop using saxophones to store sub sandwiches.
7. Sound techs to use safety glasses in case Doc’s suspenders fail during his dance.
6. Never admit to packing Rocco’s suitcase.
5. No more trombone jokes while they are serving hot soup.
4. Malt liquor lite.
3. Realize that the crazy glue on DG’s foot petal gag is no longer that funny.
2. Stop yelling OAKLAND RAIDERS, WHAT!!! into the mike during sound checks.
1. Keep the band road worthy for another 40 years.