10. Lime jello shots, apple martinis.
9. Corned beef and cabbage on the contract rider.
8. Blame Leprechauns for all purse snatchings.
7. Yeager’s at Yoshis.
6. Female thugs are called Hoochiegans.
5. The 2.0 tune; I’m coming ”O’ Homie”.
4. Shamrocks on the Ham hocks at Everette and Jones BBQ.
3. Kissing the Blarney while stoned.
2. Irish Parade Saturday SF., no one will attend because its alcohol free.
1. River dancing in handcuffs around Jack London square.
