10. The bus driver dressed like a Clown makes obscene cartoon balloons.
9. Spend the day at the airport getting frisked.
8. Fill a piñata full of Advil, hit it with a bass.
7. Hostess snowball with a wooden match candle cake.
6. Band chips in for a carton of generic squares (Biker term for cigarettes).
5. One gallon of Red Mountain jug wine, no cups.
4. Homemade fan underware head band and matching ascot.
3. Keswick fans yodeling Happy Birthday via cell phone.
2. Coincidentally, every band member gives him stolen hotel ashtray presents.
1. His entire liver transplant surgical team gets gold watches.