10. Ask web master Philly Brian to photo shop 10 Gallon cowboy hat on Doc.
9. Eating fried baloney developing a warm beer and oily corn dog tolerance.
8. Management is text messaging bearded lady so there are no conflicting dates.
7. Work on super secret 5 Alarm Oakland Chili recipes, guaranteed to make you move a colon, to enter into competition.
6. Line dance instead of free form during KYSO.
5. Sensitivity training for newer players Sal and Jerry who may fear Carney’s.
4. New contracts without a “cash or cattle” provision as payment.
3. Remembering that 4 H doesn’t mean; Ho’s, Harleys, Harlots, and Herbs.
2. Forget the “Guess the Fan Weight” segment of the show.
1. Procuring Industrial strength bald dude sun block lotion.
