10. Fill out job applications.
9. Sit down have a smoke, tell a joke and irritate the old folk.
8. Go into Labor as a result of an epic New Years celebration.
7. Last major BBQ before going back to school and or prison.
6. Use thick felt pens to draw in new eyebrows for work, after lighting high tech BBQ.
5. No Cerveza, No Trabajo.
4. Raider Nation tailgaters practice slapping each other for no apparent reason.
3. Lets have a picnic go to the park, rolling in the grass til long after dark…
2. Go see the Oakland A’s play right before they sell their best players to teams with a chance.
1. Find the fun with your funky family.
