10. Wear Rocco Wear shorts on your head.
9. Commandeer the intercom at the Wal-Mart.
8. Tell your Sister in law not to saying anything.
7. Start a bar fight, get arrested, get on Cops, and send a shout out.
6. Spray paint Vote for Rocco on your BMW and get chased by TV news helicopters.
5. Sign up to do the announcements at church.
4. Occupy local liquor stores.
3. Go to India and become a customer service representative.
2. Bald guys make use of the promo space on your head.
1. Email every non convicted felon TOP fan you know, if you know any.
